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Meeting Saturday 5th July 2003
World Events
Barry White Dies Aged 58, Audrey Hepburn Dies Aged 96.
Gays Get Rights Of Married Couples.
Italian Prime minister On Diplomatic Mission To Germany.
Sport
Serena Beats Venus (Tennis).
Tim Henman Is Out.
Beckham To Have Medical.
Russian Buys Chelsea Football Club.
Pie
John Greasy Bottom, Very Porky, Firm Meat, Tasty Jelly Soaked Into The Pastry.
Score 6.0
Stuart Old Dry Pie, Poor Tasting Meat, Small Hole.
Score 6.5
Kevin Not Fresh, Tasty Sweet Jelly, Meat Firm Tasty And Moist.
Score 8.0
Tim Soggy Chewy Pastry, Little Jelly.
Score 5.0
Summary
Fetcher ?
Fetch ?
Price ??p
Average 6.3
Meeting Saturday 12th July 2003
World Events
Parachute Jumper Dies, Sabotaged Gear.
Blair In Hot Water Again, For Sexing Up Dossier.
Siamese Twins Both Die.
Italy German Relations Very Strained.
Sport
Halifax RL Fail Again But Set Record Now Lost 17 In A Row.
Frank Bruno Depressed.
Pie
Pete Crispy Fresh Pastry, Looked Lovely Lacked Flavour.
Score 7.5
Paddy Fresh, Lean, Lacked Pepper, Nice Jelly, Sticky Glaze.
Score 6.0
Kevin Crispy Tasty Pastry, Firm, Succulent, Lacked Spice.
Score 8.0
Mark Thin Crispy Pastry, Pretty Pie, Well Filled, Plenty Of Jelly, Needed Pepper.
Score 8.5
Summary
Fetcher ?
Fetch Walmersley's (Ramsbottom).
Price 60p
Average 7.6
Meeting Saturday 19th July 2003
World Events
Masturbation Prevents Prostate Cancer.
George Best Falls Off The Wagon.
12 Year Old Siobhan Returns Home Safe After Internet Abduction.
Weather Glorious, Cracking The Flags.
Hinchcliffe Fetches Pies For Paddy.
Sport
Halifax Deducted 2 Points Again.
Man United Misses Out On Ronaldinho.
Tiger Woods Loses His Ball At Open.
Pie
Pies Were Received With Great Thanks From Hinchcliffe's (This Years Pork Pie Club Winners). Who Were Guests Of The Pork Pie Club Today, With Corporal Paddy Lang Of The 131st Independent Commando Squadron Royal Engineers, Who Tried In Vain To Get Pork Pies Sent Out To The Gulf
Meeting Saturday 26th July 2003
World Events
Saddam's Sons Killed - £30 Million Reward.
First Test Tube Baby 25 Years Old.
Alistair Campbell Stops Spinning.
Mick Jagger Reaches The Grand Old Age Of 60.
BA Check-In Staff On Strike.
Sport
Has The Weather Saved England? (Cricket).
Ben Curtis Wins British Open.
Man In Kilt Runs On To Circuit At Silverstone Grand Prix.
Greece Well Behind For Olympics.
Pie
Phil A Bit Shallow, No Spice, No Salt, No Jelly.
Score 5.0
John A Squat Pork Pie, Squidgy Meat, Luncheon Meat.
Score 3.5
Richard Biscuit Pastry, Meat A Bit Like Dog Meat.
Score 6.0
Summary
Fetcher ?
Fetch Weegmans, Otley
Price 60p
Average 4.8
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