July 2005 Print
Pie Club Meetings 2005


Meeting Saturday 9th July 2005



World Events



London Bombed.



Luther Vandross Dies Aged 54.



Sport



London Gets The Olmpics.



Pie



Kevin Short Pastry, Tasteless, Farm Shop, Needed Jelly.



Score 4.0



Mark Found Jelly, Will Not Slag It Off.



Score 6.0



Bob Not So Good.



Score 4.0



Alex Pleasing, Good Glazing, Spot On Sausage Meat.



Score 2.0



Peter Big, Thick, Fresh, Short, Salty.



Score 6.0



John Well Glazed, Enjoyed Pastry, Moist, Fresh, Not Mass Produced.



Score 8.0



Fetcher Too Full, Bland, In Car Two Hours.



Score 7.5



Summary



Fetcher ??



Fetch Ellinson (Culinworth)



Price 65p



Average 5.2

Meeting Saturday 16th July 2005

World Events



London Bombers Traced To West Yorkshire.



Flying Fish Caught Off British Shores



Sport



British Open Tee’s Off.



Lance Armstrong Looking Good For The Tour De France.



Pie



Phil Fresh, Nice Pastry, More Salt And Pepper Needed.



Score 6.5



Stuart Lardy Pie, Bland, Not Good.



Score ??



Peter Pale, Underdone, Fresh, Lacked Jelly, Lacked Spice And Quality Meat.



Score ??



Mark Soft Pale Pastry, Not Enough Jelly, Lacked Spice, Fresh, Clagy Meat.



Score 7.0



Kevin Fresh, Lardy Bottom, No Jelly, Bland.



Score 6.0



Summary



Fetcher Kevin



Fetch Hopkins



Price 70p



Average ??

Meeting Saturday 23rd July 2005

World Events



London Attacked By Another Bomber But Bomb Fails To Explode.



Innocent Bomber Suspect Shot Dead.



Sport



England Set To Take First Ashes Test (Cricket).



Russian Female Pole Vaulter First To Jump Over Five Meters.



Pie



John Not The Most Handsome Of Pies, Dry Pastry, Very Peppery, Succulent, Lots Of Jelly.



Score 8.5



Tim No Jelly, Lardy Pastry, Not A Bad Pie.



Score 7.5



Kevin Succulent Meat, Spicy, Really Enjoyed It.



Score 8.0



Bob Not Convinced It’s Today’s, Found A Big Void In Mine, Not Enough Jelly, Peppery Meat.



Score 7.0



Richard The Pastry Tasted Like Suet, The Meat Was Ultra Fresh, Meat Redeemed It.



Score 7.0



Peter Very Fresh Today, Too Much Pepper.



Score 9.0



Summary



Fetcher Peter



Fetch Thewlis (Huddersfield)



Price ??p



Average 7.9

Meeting Saturday 30th July 2005

World Events



Tornado In Birmingham.



IRA Give Up Their Arms.



Sport



Manchester Go To Hong Kong.



Pie



Peter Very Chunky Meat, Not To Tasty, Nice Pastry, Moist, Fresh, Lacks Spice.



Score 6.0



Bruce Sweet Taste, Select Cuts Of Pork, Not Greasy, Fresh, Pastry Spot On, Good Jelly.



Score 85



Fred Flaky Dry Pastry, Coarse Meat, Tasted Porky, Not Impressed.



Score 7.5



John Very Coarse Meat, Porky But Not A lot Of Gravy.



Score 7.5



Kevin Sweet Jelly, Lacked Seasoning, Thin Fresh Pastry, Small Pie.



Score 7.5



Phil Fresh Crispy Pastry, Moist Meat, Lacked Spice, Very Coarse Meat.



Score 7.0



Summary



Fetcher Phil



Fetch Birkenshaws Of Barnsley



Price 50p



Average 7.0